THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN
OK first that looks weird
…………. aaaaand this is disgusting
WHAT THE FUCK
that was weird ….
posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went
"hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me"
that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt
i literally am my url
So I was sitting on my laptop on tumblr (as always) and my dad goes “what are you always looking at on that” and without think I just said “porn” and then I realized that this was real life and I just said that to my dad so I slowly looked up to see what his reaction would be and he looked like he was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that
isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny